Ok I have page one, tell me what you think:
Shigure walked through the house, looking at the snacks and
games he had laid out for the party. He grinned to himself and walked over to the stereo to put on some music. With the flick of the switch, a Backstreet Boys song came on. "AHHH American Boy Band!" The dog grabbed the CD out of the tray and through
it across the room, causing it to break. "What have I told Kyo about listening to that crap with my stereo?" he growled.
Meanwhile, Ritsu came up to the door with a bag filled with a bag of family size chips, 3 different flavored dips, napkins, sthingys, forks, and paper plates.Hoping not to be intruding, he pushed the door bell once and stood there to be let in.
He's gotten somewhat braver since he met Tohru...he's even coming to visit Shigure all by himself without having to be persuaded!
He then saw Ritsu come in. "Ah, good! Chips!" The dog cheered, grabbing a bag out and beginning to eat straight from it. Through the full mouth of food, Shigure choked out "So... have any trouble at the grocery store....Ritsu-chan?" He swallowed but soon shoved more chips into his mouth. "Mmm, dip." Shigure pulled out a can of dip and began to eat it along with the chips.
Slightly put off by the sudden charge, Ritsu answered. "Ah, no, no problem at all Shi-san*. Thank you for being so caring though!" He gave a little grin. "Though I have to say...it might be a little better if you didn't eat all the chips before our gathering!" Realizing what he had just said, Ritsu freaked.
"NOOOO, I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO RUDE!! I'LL GO GET SOME MORE!!! FOOOOOORGGGIIIIVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
He turned around and got ready to run to the store.
Kyo walked in and saw his Backstreet Boys CD sitting on the floor in three pieces. "Damn it you dumb dog!" He yelled as he grabbed Shigure's shirt and pulled him close. "What the hell did you do to that CD?" He yelled again.
'Got to go get chips...Got to go get dips...Gotta hurry, gotta hurry, gotta hurr-' was all Ritsu could think of in the moment but before Ritsu could get out the door, Shigure simply reached over and tapped "The Spot."
"Nurgh..." And then he fainted.
The dog then turned back to the cat who was ready to beat him up. "If you didn't listen to such bad music I would have to. Or do you just listen to it so you know what the American girls like?" Shigure began to talk in a sing-songy voice. "Kyo is a pervert! Kyo is a pervert!"
Kyo started to look very angry, anime vein pulsing. He glared at Shigure as he sung. "That is not why I listen to that music! It is none of your business why I do!" He exclaimed as he swung a punch at Shigure.
Shigure's head moved out of the way just in time. A hole appeared in the wall where it had been seconds ago. Shigure removed Kyo's hands from his shirt and moved out of the
way. "There you go, destroying my home again." The dog walked over to Ritsu and poked him on the shoulder. "Hey, you alive in there? If not, I'm eating the rest of your chips."
Yuki walked in the room just in time to see Kyo punch the hole in the wall. "Nice going, you stupid cat. You better fix that and not leave it for Miss Honda to fix, like you do with the door all the time." He walked over to where Kyo's CD lay, stepping over the unconscious Ritsu and picked it up. Examining it he said "I think Ayame listens to this band. Who in the world here is listening to this? Shigure, is it yours?"
"Not mine. It belongs to the pervert." Shigure said, pointing to Kyo. He looked back down at Ritsu. "Ok, I guess your chips are mine." The dog stood and started towards the bags of chips.
"...Huh...?" Still in his daze, Ritsu looked up.
"Um...okay...sure...nergh"
He flopped back down.
Kyo glared at Shigure, "The only perv here is YOU!" He exclaimed. His focus switched to Yuki, "As for you ya damn rat...don't get on my bad side!" He yelled again as he walked up to Yuki. "Should I punch you now or should I wait...let's go with now!" He yelled as he swung a punch, this time at Yuki.
"That CD belongs to the stupid cat? It figures, only stupid people like the cat and my brother would listen to that kind of music."Yuki said with a smirk. "So tell me, how long are we going to let Ritsu lay in the middle of the floor like that? Someone could trip over him like Miss Honda for instance."
Ritsu started to get up.
"Okay...do you want me to get some more Nii-san...? And what's going on..."
He got up and looked around. "Um...who died...?"
Shigure sat on the couch, eating the chips and now watching television which he had dragged in. "You died. And you can get more chips if you want, I need to eat if I'm ever going to finish my latest manuscript." The dog turned back to the television.