Shigure walked through the house, looking at the snacks and games he had laid out for the party. He grinned to himself and walked over to the stereo to put on some music. With the flick of the switch, a Backstreet Boys song came on. "AHHH American Boy Band!" The dog grabbed the CD out of the tray and through it across the room, causing it to break. "What have I told Kyo about listening to that crap with my stereo?" he growled.
Meanwhile, Ritsu came up to the door with a bag filled with a bag of family size chips, 3 different flavored dips, napkins, sthingys, forks, and paper plates.Hoping not to be intruding, he pushed the door bell once and stood there to be let in.
He's gotten somewhat braver since he met Tohru...he's even coming to visit Shigure all by himself without having to be persuaded!
He then saw Ritsu come in. "Ah, good! Chips!" The dog cheered, grabbing a bag out and beginning to eat straight from it. Through the full mouth of food, Shigure choked out "So... have any trouble at the grocery store....Ritsu-chan?" He swallowed but soon shoved more chips into his mouth. "Mmm, dip." Shigure pulled out a can of dip and began to eat it along with the chips.
Slightly put off by the sudden charge, Ritsu answered. "Ah, no, no problem at all Shi-san*. Thank you for being so caring though!" He gave a little grin. "Though I have to say...it might be a little better if you didn't eat all the chips before our gathering!" Realizing what he had just said, Ritsu freaked.
"NOOOO, I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO RUDE!! I'LL GO GET SOME MORE!!! FOOOOOORGGGIIIIVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
He turned around and got ready to run to the store.
Kyo walked in and saw his Backstreet Boys CD sitting on the floor in three pieces. "Damn it you dumb dog!" He yelled as he grabbed Shigure's shirt and pulled him close. "What the hell did you do to that CD?" He yelled again.
'Got to go get chips...Got to go get dips...Gotta hurry, gotta hurry, gotta hurr-' was all Ritsu could think of in the moment but before Ritsu could get out the door, Shigure simply reached over and tapped "The Spot."
"Nurgh..." And then he fainted.
The dog then turned back to the cat who was ready to beat him up. "If you didn't listen to such bad music I would have to. Or do you just listen to it so you know what the American girls like?" Shigure began to talk in a sing-songy voice. "Kyo is a pervert! Kyo is a pervert!"
Kyo started to look very angry, anime vein pulsing. He glared at Shigure as he sung. "That is not why I listen to that music! It is none of your business why I do!" He exclaimed as he swung a punch at Shigure.
Shigure's head moved out of the way just in time. A hole appeared in the wall where it had been seconds ago. Shigure removed Kyo's hands from his shirt and moved out of the way. "There you go, destroying my home again." The dog walked over to Ritsu and poked him on the shoulder. "Hey, you alive in there? If not, I'm eating the rest of your chips."
Yuki walked in the room just in time to see Kyo punch the hole in the wall. "Nice going, you stupid cat. You better fix that and not leave it for Miss Honda to fix, like you do with the door all the time." He walked over to where Kyo's CD lay, stepping over the unconscious Ritsu and picked it up. Examining it he said "I think Ayame listens to this band. Who in the world here is listening to this? Shigure, is it yours?"
"Not mine. It belongs to the pervert." Shigure said, pointing to Kyo. He looked back down at Ritsu. "Ok, I guess your chips are mine." The dog stood and started towards the bags of chips.
"...Huh...?" Still in his daze, Ritsu looked up.
He flopped back down.
Kyo glared at Shigure, "The only perv here is YOU!" He exclaimed. His focus switched to Yuki, "As for you ya damn rat...don't get on my bad side!" He yelled again as he walked up to Yuki. "Should I punch you now or should I wait...let's go with now!" He yelled as he swung a punch, this time at Yuki.
"That CD belongs to the stupid cat? It figures, only stupid people like the cat and my brother would listen to that kind of music."Yuki said with a smirk. "So tell me, how long are we going to let Ritsu lay in the middle of the floor like that? Someone could trip over him like Miss Honda for instance."
Ritsu started to get up.
"Okay...do you want me to get some more Nii-san...? And what's going on..."
He got up and looked around. "Um...who died...?"
Shigure sat on the couch, eating the chips and now watching television which he had dragged in. "You died. And you can get more chips if you want, I need to eat if I'm ever going to finish my latest manuscript." The dog turned back to the television.
I finnished the next one, but it's not much though cause most of the people who posted said too little, but I'm not blaming you though:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "SHIGURE-SAN, YOU MUST FINISH YOUR MANUSCRIPT!!! HOW WILL YOU KEEP YOUR JOB AS A WRITER IF YOU DON'T?!"
A little voice in the back of his mind told him the Shi-san was taking advantage of him, but it was spazzing too much to listen.
"I WILL GO GET FOOD FOR YOU IF IT MEANS YOU FINISHING YOUR MANUSCRIPT!!!"
He hurried out the door, calling out to the wind. "PLEASE TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING SHHIIIIIIIIGUUUUUUREEEEEE!!!"
Kyo decided to be mean, so he snuck up behind Shigure as he watched TV. He knew that there was only one person that could completely freak him out, his editor. He tried as best as he could to do an impression of the editor. "Oh Shigure! Where are my one thousand pages you promised me?" He asked.
Shigure, unflinching, threw a chip behind him, hitting the cat in the face with it. "Go fight Yuki, little kitty." Shigure yawned nonrelachalauntly, stretching his arms into the air. Then, just as he started to bring his arm down, the dog grabbed Kyo around the neck and brought him down, giving the cat a noogie. He laughed, releasing Kyo from his grasp. "That's what you get cat."
Tohru walked into the house. "Hello everyone. Sorry I am late getting home." She took a quick look around the room and noticed the gaping hole in the wall. "Oh my I must fix that hole!" She started to run off to the kitchen but she slipped on a piece of Kyo's broken cd and crashed into Shigure and Kyo.
In a poof of smoke, Shigure instantly changed into his dog form. "Well this could be more fun." He looked at Kyo, his tail wagging, a glint of evil in his eye.
Kyo also transformed in a puff of smoke. He looked around, "dammit, I am a cat!" He yelled. That is when he saw Shigure. "What is with that look?" He asked with a nervous twitch to his voice. He glared right at Shigure, "Careful damn dog, I have claws. And I am not afraid to use them on you." He threatened.
Yuki had happened to just walk back into the room from going to to get a drink of water when he saw Tohru transform Kyo and Shigure. He immediately set his water down on the table and rushed over to Tohru 's side completely ignoring Kyo and Shigure. "Miss Honda are you alright?
When Tohru sat up from where she fell and realized what she had done." Oh Kyo , Shigure , I am so sorry. I didn't mean to transform you guys!" Then she looked at Yuki and said, "Yes Yuki, I am alright. Thank you for being concerned."
Shigure snapped his jaws near Kyo's face. "I think these can do more damage." He then turned to Tohru. "It's alright Tohru. It was an accident... or was it?" Shigure's evil glint shined brighter. "I'm sure you like Kyo in this form. He's much cuter." The dog used his paw to stroke the cat and mess up his fur. He then grabbed his clothes and walked off before Kyo could do anything. "I'll be back!" he called.
Tohru stood up and turned to Shigure. "Yes, I do like cats and Kyo looks so cute in his cat form." She bent down and scooped Kyo up in her arms, cuddling him. "You are such cute kitty, Yes you are. Yes you are."
Kyo was surprised when he was scooped up by Tohru, but he was also happy at the same time. But of course he couldn't show that. "Wait...what are you doing?" He asked the girl as she cuddled. Then shot a glance at Yuki, Told ya she likes me more! he thought to himself.
Yuki looked at Tohru with disbelief as she cuddled Kyo in his cat form. 'That stupid cat is cute? Maybe she hit her head harder then I thought when she crashed.'
From the hall came a loud poof and within moments Shigure walked back into the living room, fully dressed. He brushed some dust off of his pant leg and noticed Tohru cuddling with the orange cat. The dog smirked. "Kyo should be turning back in three... two... one..."
Kyo suddenly was transformed back into a human in a POOF of smoke. He looked at Tohru as she held and cuddled him. "Uhh..." he stuttered as he looked around.
"EEEK!" Tohru immediately let go of Kyo and turned around so she wasn't facing him. Her cheeks were bright red. Oh my that was so embarrassing.
Shigure chuckled as the cat turned back. He grabbed Kyo's clothes and threw them onto Kyo's head. "Cover yourself up, you pervert." The dog then glanced around, rubbing his hands together. "Now where did those chips get off to?"
A sweat drop fell from Kyo's head. He scrambled to get his clothes on and stomped up to Shigure. "Damn it you dumb dog! I am not a pervert!" He exclaimed, anime vein popping.